Toilet Survey.. oh yeah it’s grotty!
Do you plunge the toilet, or let someone else deal with it?: if it’s mine, I’ll plunge the toilet
Females – wipe the hooha, or dab?: wipe
Is it usually a floater or a sinker?: it sinks.. eventually
What color is your pee in the afternoon?: yellowy-orange
How many times do you pee per day?: uhm.. 3?
How often do you poo?: not often enough to remember
Favorite air freshener scent?: pot pouri
Longest turd you ever pooed out?: I wasn’t putting my ruler in there.. no way!
What objects have you found in your poo?: sweetcorn..uhm…
Questions with the Letter A..
What color apple do you like the best?: Green
Are you Adopted?: Not that I know of
HAve you been Anywhere outside of north AmericA?: uhm.. yeah, since I don’t live IN North America
Are you An Artist?: Nope – but I can doodle
Did you like thAt movie, AmericAn BeAuty?: it was ok
Do you ever give out your Addess online?: depends on how well I know someone – or if I’m shopping 
Is AOL your internet providor?: hell no
WhAt’s your Aim screen nAme?: rd1701a
Do you remember thAt bAnd, AquA? WhAt the hell ever hAppened to them?: I do remember them – didn’t they get run over?
HAve you ever dyed your hAir Aburn?: nope, wasn’t planning on it either!
When I rule the world…..
Name?: shh.. the very uttering of my name strikes fear into the hearts of just about everyone!
What you will you conquer first?: the world?!
What will your title be?: Supreme Ruler of the World
How will you succeed?: With my cunning, guile and of course my perfectly thought out master plan of course. I would tell you it in detail but then I’d be forced to kill you
Who will be your enforcers?: my evil clone army of course!
What will be your first act as ruler?: To have my peons feed me cake.. cookies and icecream!
