How clean is your mind?!?!

Here’s the challenge. Try not to think dirty. All the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way whatsoever!

  1. What is a four-letter word that ends in “k”and means the same as intercourse?
  2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
  3. What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
  4. What word starts with “f ” and ends with “u-c-k”?
  5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in “u-n-t” one of which is a word for a woman?
  6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
  7. What four letter word begins with “f ” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
  8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
  9. What four-letter word ends in “i-t ” and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
  10. What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

The answers are below.. no peeping until you’ve tried to answer them yourself -P

ANSWERS:

1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty pound note
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Whole nut chocolate bar
9. grit
10. last name

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